Malone!
Williams, what is it? What did we hit?
I don't know. There's something in the water.
CIear us now, Williams.
-Hold steady, Wayne. -There's something down there.
CIear it away.
I can't see anything.
Williams.
Hey, out there.
You've got the one and only Stevie Wayne...
...broadcasting from my own little corner of the world...
...high in the KAB lighthouse on Antonio Island.
It is perfect weather for this week's dedication of the new statue...
...honoring the memory of Antonio Bay's founding fathers.
So get on down to the town hall and check out the monument...
...to those four brave men.
One of whom was my great-great-grandfather...
...Richard Wayne.
Did I already mention that?
David Williams.
Patrick Malone.
Norman Castle. Richard Wayne.
-It's all wrong. -Oh, come on, Kathy.
Who cares which one holds the telescope.
It's a spyglass, Tom.
David Williams is supposed to be holding it. He was the visionary.
We've gotta get this right.
The four of them rode out against impossible odds...
...to defend this island with their Iives.
I know, I know. Through the fog.
The Malone family name is on that statue, Tom.
-It has to be accurate. -We've got tourists arriving on Friday.
What do you wanna do, send it back?
Fine. We'II have the unveiling tomorrow...
...and I'II send it back at the end of the season.
Look around you, boys. This is God's country.
Anywhere you go on Earth-- Sea of Cortez, Nantucket Sound...
...Gulf of Mexico. --you'II never find better fishing than what we had here.
-Sushi? -No. I'm good, thanks.
Nice speech.
And you've been to how many of those places?
Not a one.
My dad used to tell me stories. He was the traveler.
Sure is a Iong way out to find the sandbar.
Well, this is where the ocean floor is.
Which is where the kelp and the Iittle fish are...
...which is why you got some big fish here today.
-Mr. Spooner? -Sir?
-Let's weigh the anchor, call it a day. -Yes, sir.
Damn. Hey, yo, Nick. We're snagged on something.
Spooner? You all right?
The winch is jammed. I can't shut it off.
-Shut it down. -I'm trying to.
Spooner. Spooner.
-Nick, get up here. -Give it some slack.
I'm trying to, all right? The winch is stuck.
Hey, I Iost all my fish.
-We're going down. -We're not going down.
-Spooner. -Can't get it. It's not coming Ioose.
You guys okay?
Yeah. See? You got a Iittle something there.
Sorry about the mishap. Come back and see us again.
Yeah, we'II be back.
What? They said they'd be back. They-- They-- I believe them.
I was convinced, when they said...
..."We'II be back," they had the "I'II be back" face.
-Hey, yo, Nick. -Yeah, in here.
I don't suppose they Ieft a brother a tip.
Yeah, right.
Hey, you know that wasn't my fault, right?
Don't-- Do that again.
Damn, you sexy as hell when you're mad. It's incredible.
Where you going? We got decks to swab.
I'm going to Little Ray's to get a clutch for the one you broke.
I broke it?
Make sure you end up at Little Ray's. Don't end up at Iittle Stevie's.
-That was a one-time thing. -AII three times?
Because I remember the Iighthouse, then the time in the field.
Oh, Iet's not forget about the Iittle church parking Iot, choir boy.
-Twice. It was twice. -Twice all three times?
-Your point is? -Really don't have one.
But she does know EIizabeth. What if she blabs?
EIizabeth...
...is 3000 miles away. She's been gone for six months.
Distance is not a factor. Women have testicle telepathy, man.
Hose down the boat, Iock it up...
-...so we don't go out of business. -"We"?
We need to book another charter to make money.
I got a idea. Why don't you do some work here...
...and I'II get the clutch.
I'm The Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
Like that? After all that "we," now I'm just Gilligan?
And I'm by myself, huh?
So that's it, huh?
How much that cost?
A heartfelt tribute to the founding fathers of Antonio Bay.
Could've used that money down at the marina.
New sea-wall, shore up that pier.
These four men built this town out of nothing.
Without their sacrifice, there wouldn't be a marina or a pier.
In honoring the past, we celebrate the present.
I never understood that Iine myself.
-And I'm sure you never will, Nicholas. -Mrs. Williams.
Gonna come to the unveiling? Your family's name is on that statue.
I can't help that, can I?
Oh, no.
--adrift. North-by-northwest swells past the break.
Otherwise, you've got fair winds and flat waters.
Oh, and me, your lighthouse keeper, Stevie Wayne.
Voice that Iaunched a thousand ships.
So if you're not in the mood...
...turn it down, because I'm gonna turn it up...
...on 94.5, KAB...
...your island alternative to the modern music establishment.
PIaying the music I wanna hear.
-Want a ride? -Wrong direction.
Not anymore.
You're not a freak, are you?
Yeah, actually, I am.
-Good. -Shit.
I Ieave town, you start picking up strange girls on the road.
-EIizabeth? No, no. I recognized you. -I haven't been gone that Iong, Nick.
I knew it was you.
-So you're back. -No place Iike home.
Only took you six months to figure that out.
I just need to come back for a while.
And, Nick...
...next time open the door for a Iady.
Ahoy, mateys.
Another perfect moonlit eve here on the isle...
...and you're listening to Stevie Wayne...
...your very own beacon in the night.
Oh, shit.
Can't say that on regular radio but what the hell.
I can say whatever I want. It's my very own station.
Listen up. Got a Iow-tide warning in the a.m. for you.
And as I check my Iighthouse gauges...
...Iooks Iike the old barometer is on the rise.
So it could be, Dan the Weatherman might just be right for a change.
Hey, yo, Sean.
Get your ass up here and take the helm.
One second, Iadies.
Yeah. My turn to play.
-This is my cousin's boat, man. -Well, Nick's not here, is he?
Huh? You see your cousin?
That sucks. Why do I have to drive?
Because I'm The Skipper, and you're Gilligan.
Oh, right.
Ladies, the Spooner wait is over.
Yeah. Booty on the Boat, the new reality show.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd Iike to introduce you to our guests of honor:
Mandi and Brandi, the twins.
We're not twins.
-My name's Jennifer. -Sean, they're not twins.
-Neither are we. -So we can do this now.
You swear y'all ain't twins?
You know you girls could model? I could hook you up.
Right after this Iittle audition tape.
I just gotta pick up a part for the Seagrass.
It'II just take a second.
And, you, don't go anywhere, all right?
You know the difference between flotsam and jetsam?
-Machen. -People get washed up on shore.
Some bob around at sea forever.
You used to be EIizabeth.
-I still am. -I have something to show you.
If you touch it, things will change.
It's still ticking.
It wasn't ticking before.
Where'd you get it?
From the sea. Came back.
Sooner or Iater, everything does. Do you have a Iighter?
Yeah.
It's a hallmark. Tells where a piece was made and roughly when.
Looks familiar.
EIizabeth.
Farewell, EIizabeth.
What was that about?
He found a watch on the beach.
That guy gives me the creeps.
I know it sounds crazy, but I felt Iike I'd seen it somewhere before.
Where?
I don't know. Let's go.
-Hey, Andy. -Hey, darling.
Hey, Dan.
You lonely over there without me?
Remind me why I gave you my cell phone number again?
Because I'm 6 feet of burning Iove.
Actually you're 5'9", Dan.
Now tell me why you called, or I'm gonna hang up.
Okay, okay. I just thought you might Iike something to talk about.
Okay. I'm listening.
I got something on my Doppler a minute ago.
Sounds kinky.
Looks Iike a fog bank about 1 0 miles out...
...and it's moving straight towards us.
Well, my gauges must be wrong then. I'm showing a wind blowing due west.
Now, what kind of fog moves against the wind?
You got me. But my radar doesn't Iie.
-Gotta go. I'm on. -Okay.
It is just before 1 0 on Spivey Point.
This is Stevie Wayne, beaming my signal across the sea.
Dan the Weatherman says a fog bank is rolling in offshore.
So if I were you, I would Iock the doors...
...throw away the keys and whip up a pitcher of martinis...
...while you listen to another hour of music on KAB.
Serving up the platters that matter.
There's no fog out there.
Hey, Spooner. You see any fog out there?
There's no fog out here. Ladies, you see any fog?
I don't see any fog out there.
Did they talk about beautiful women? Because that's definitely out here.
Look at this. BIurring my vision.
Spooner, the engine's dead.
Nobody care about that.
You know why? Because we got beer. And for two, we got beer.
And after that, beer.
And we got music too. That's all that matter, all right?
Dance over here and have some fun.
Look at that. My Lord.
Yeah.
Yeah. You all wanna see Spooner get Iow? Let me get Iow.
Harbor patrol, this is Seagrass. Do you copy?
Coast Guard, this is Seagrass. Do you copy? Over.
Damn. Wait a second.
This new radio is.... I don't know why it does this.
It's that new song that starts with the static.
It starts with static then it goes to the beat and music. Wait a second.
What are you doing? No coats.
Coats, bad. Naked, good.
It's freezing out there.
What's going on?
Hell of a fog bank.
Where'd that come from?
Hey, Spooner. What's going on out there, man?
Spooner.
Dude, do you see this?
So I guess New York is just, Iike, the best thing ever, huh?
I wouldn't say that.
Well, you happy there?
Sometimes.
I don't know, Nick. What do you want me to say?
I don't know. I wake up one morning and you're gone.
No note, nothing.
I don't belong on this island, Nick.
The thing I always Ioved most about you...
...is you were the one person who understood that.
The day you Ieft, I bought you something.
-What? -A ring.
You bought me a ring?
No. But I thought about it.
You're such a Iiar.
-Are you okay? -I think so.
-What the hell was that? -Murderers.
Nothing but murderers.
BIood for blood.
Father Malone.
Nicholas.
EIizabeth.
Did you see what happened back there?
-I.... -Did something hit us?
I didn't see anything.
Looking for my car.
It's around here somewhere. I can't....
Sure you're all right?
Yeah.
Man, I can't see nothing.
-What's going on? -These....
-The hell did you do? -Nothing. I just called for help.
Oh, my God. There's something right in front of us. Look at that.
Stop. Screaming will get nothing done.
You all right? Calm down.
Just get us out of here, please.
You're all right. You'II be okay, all right?
-Are there any Iights anywhere? -Wait. One second.
You okay?
Hello?
Is somebody out here?
Hello?
Sean.
-Sean. -Does this radio work?
-It's gone. It's gone. -What?
-What is? -There was a big sailing ship.
-Y'all didn't see that ship? -No.
I'm trying to tell you....
It was right here.
Let's just see what the hell happened to the engine.
Jennifer, what are you doing?
-What the hell was that? -I don't know. I don't know.
Dude, Iet's fix it and get out of here.
-What the hell is that? -Don't know.
Somebody in there?
-You sure you wanna go in there? -My mom will kill me if I don't.
Call you tomorrow?
Good Iuck.
Hello?
Who's there?
It's me.
Well....
-This is a surprise. -A good one?
Don't see any suitcases. I guess that means you're not moving back.
I thought you'd be happy I came back at all.
I wish you'd called me. I--
I mean, it's not Iike I'm running a hotel here.
Good to see you too, Mom.
You waited.
You Iasted 30 seconds Ionger than I thought you would.
You're Iearning.
Did you say hello for me?
So where to now?
-Let's go to your place. -For some wild and crazy sex?
With a strange hitchhiker?
You wish.
EIizabeth? Hey.
Hey, it's-- What is it?
What's wrong?
I....
I keep seeing people...
...burning.
And they're screaming.
And I'm watching, and then...
And then I'm drowning.
It's just a dream.
I've been having them a Iot.
It's why I came home.
Come here.
Come on.
Elizabeth.
You okay?
What are you doing down here? It's freezing. Come on.
Let's go back to bed.
Mom.
Mom, wake up. Look what I found.
Andy, what is that?
I found it on the beach between some rocks. It's heavy.
Feel.
Looks Iike it must've been somebody's hairbrush once upon a time.
Want me to make you some breakfast?
No, I wanna go back down to the beach.
Fine, just a half an hour, okay?
I have to go into work early. I have a very busy day.
Can I come to the station with you?
No. Not today, hon.
I have too much work to do. But maybe Iater in the week, okay?
How's that?
Maybe Aunt Connie'II go to the beach with you and help you find more stuff.
No.
AII she does is eat Ding Dongs and watch Jeopardy!
I Iove you.
"Love you too, Mom."
It's usually after a storm when anything's washed up on the beach.
Yeah, but we haven't had a storm in months.
-It's an interesting piece, isn't it? -Yeah, it is.
-I'II Iet you know. -Thanks.
Oh, this is a beautiful piece.
If it washes up on the beach, it's ours now, right?
Well, technically speaking.
So, what's it worth?
Hey, Nick.
Stevie, how you doing?
Great. I hear your girl's back in town.
-Yeah, she is. She's back. -Good. She's gonna be here a while?
Who knows.
Yeah, who knows.
Saved by the bell.
Hello? Hey, Uncle Hank.
-EIizabeth? -Mr. Latham.
It is you. How are you, dear?
-Good. -God, we missed you around here.
What are you up to?
This stamp. I feel Iike I've seen it somewhere before.
You recognize it at all?
No. Can't say I do.
But I know Prince William Island.
It was a big trading post up north.
Gold, seal furs, fox pelts.
They traded with Shanghai for spices and jade.
A Iot of people got rich in a hurry.
So then why did they stop production suddenly in 1 871?
Nobody Iived there after the outbreak.
What outbreak?
Leprosy. The Chinese brought it over.
Wiped out half the island. The other half Ieft by ship.
That's as much as I know. They never came back.
-EIizabeth. -Nick, what's wrong?
Hank just called.
Spooner took the Seagrass out and never came back.
We gotta go.
Like I said on the phone...
...I saw them head out Iast night at 8:30.
Haven't been heard from since.
-And no one's seen her? -Not that I've heard.
-I gotta call the Coast Guard, Nick. -Don't do that just yet.
They.... They're probably just...
...anchored up the channel somewhere. We'II go find them.
-Can we use your boat? -Sure.
Thanks.
Spooner!
Spooner?
Maybe somebody picked him up.
Let's hope.
Look at this.
The gauges are all smashed.
Got a half a tank of gas.
The engine still works.
Spooner?
Sean?
Nick?
-Nick, what's wrong? -Sean. He's dead.
-What? -His eyes....
-What? -He's dead.
No!
Oh, God. Oh, God.
Go inside. Call for help.
Mayday. Mayday.
Hello?
No!
Let me go. Jennifer.
Did he say anything to you two?
Not a word.
Mayor, you still want me to Iock him up?
Lock him up for what?
You saw the bodies.
You think they got that way by accident?
Tom, Coast Guard wants you on the radio.
You tell your pal, when he thaws out he better have a damn good story.
I hid from it.
You hid from what?
It killed them.
The fog killed them.
I hid in the freezer. It couldn't get in the freezer.
AII right, Spooner, just relax.
You're not making any sense. You'II be all right.
Okay, guys, we'II take care of him.
Okay, come on. It's gonna be all right.
It's okay now. It's okay.
The fog killed them?
Look. I found this on the boat. Take it. Keep it safe.
It's a piece of evidence.
It might prove that Spooner's innocent.
Just keep it safe.